Room 974: Random Poetry

I don't visit the realm of poetry much but I came across these pieces in my journal. Am I ready for a Slam?

Laundromat Haiku

Guy:
A Quarter Needed:
Underwear and Two Socks
Are Within My Grasp

Girl:
A Quarter Given:
Now Wash Those Boxer Briefs
To a Wint'ry White


The Ciao! Limerick

There once was a man from Torino
Who lived in a topless casino
He threw the die
Smack in the eye
He hit a woman with a Pinot

Midnight Cow

At the strike of twelve
She Grazes
Cud chompin'
Hoof shufflin'
Faint Cowbell


Full disclosure: This is what comes out when I sit down to write real stuff. Clarification: This is what came out before the advent of Facebook quizzes.

Amenities of Room 974: Iambic Pentameter TV Guide. Laundry service.