I killed about a thousand ants in my kitchen this evening. And that is not an exaggeration. They came in through the wall, found the dog dish and swarmed. I consider myself to be someone who loves all living creatures but these ants don't pay rent here and I consider this to be a home invasion. You know, so it was self-defense. Amenities of Room 493: Complimentary window cleaner. Special rate for Anger Management Workshop.
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