My neighborhood movie studio is Warner Brothers. My dog and I walk by a few of their buildings everyday. So when a new poster goes up, I go “Oh” and Mallory pees for the sixth time. Well one night, I turned the corner and was slapped in the face with the Orphan poster AKA New Creepy Child Movie. “There’s Something Wrong With Esther” is the tagline. Yeah, there’s something wrong: Esther immediately reminded me of the Shining Twins (I still wince at those bitches but they did inspire the name of this blog so it’s Love-Hate). The Big Head of Esther stares at you blankly while you pick up dog droppings. She even has the gall to reflect herself in the windows of apartment buildings just to make sure our walks are nice and uneasy. I’m happy to report, though, that I’m getting used to her and even imagine that she is the Poor Relations of the Grady Twins. Like they laugh at Esther and her singleness. Not that they can laugh since they only have the one emotion: creepy.
Amenities of Room 588: Pet friendly room. Mirrored closet doors. Special End of the Hallway Suite.
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