Room 1130: You as an M&M

Or actually me. Yes, congratulations ad agency: after seeing The Addams Family as M&M's, I went to the website to see if they had the incredibly creepy pic of Burt Reynolds as an M&M. Weird, right? (And I didn't find this pic on the website, I found it on the Unofficial Dutch Burt Reynolds Site. I'm serious). But on the M&M site, you can create yourself as an M&M. And I mean, why not? It's only a Friday night when the rest of the world is interacting with other human beings. (Side note: Fridays are usually Cold Stone Creamery/Borders night but kz had to be at a family reunion. Whatever!) So after one entry, I'm sure all in cyberworld are chomping at the bit to see what Doyenne looks like....as an M&M. Just so you know I don't play Football (that's right, as an American, I said Football and not Soccer) but I love me some cutie English boys kicking a ball! And the hair isn't quite right. I should have made it darker but at least I know how I would look with highlights. Thanks, M&Ms! But I do love my flip flops as all good Florida girls do. (And really with the advent of the thong pantie, does anyone call flip flops "thongs" anymore? I don't think so...not in my house!)

Amenities of Room 1130:
WiFi access to the Unofficial Dutch Burt Reynolds Site. One Hour of Lost Time. And no ice cream.

4th Floor Hallway

This is where you will see them. Those pesky gals in matching dresses. Come play with us, etc, etc. But it's time to stare down those Shining bitches. So instead of the "feel the fear and do it anyway" stuff, just say, "Excuse me, girls, you're in my way," push right past them and keep walking.

(Side note: Notice I didn't post a picture of those two. I tried. I really did. But the image came up and I flinched. Have you ever tried to close a web page with your peripheral vision? It's challenging. Alas...)

Amenities of the 4th Floor Hallway:
Long spooky corridor with two twin creepy British girls welcoming you forever and ever and ever. And lots of mental torture potential for older brothers everywhere.