Friday, June 29, 2007

4th Floor Hallway

This is where you will see them. Those pesky gals in matching dresses. Come play with us, etc, etc. But it's time to stare down those Shining bitches. So instead of the "feel the fear and do it anyway" stuff, just say, "Excuse me, girls, you're in my way," push right past them and keep walking.

(Side note: Notice I didn't post a picture of those two. I tried. I really did. But the image came up and I flinched. Have you ever tried to close a web page with your peripheral vision? It's challenging. Alas...)

Amenities of the 4th Floor Hallway:
Long spooky corridor with two twin creepy British girls welcoming you forever and ever and ever. And lots of mental torture potential for older brothers everywhere.

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